Clacker Valve 

Slang word for Anus.

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!

Clacker Valve by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

CLACKET VALVE 

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

CLACKET VALVE by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

clackervalve 

Another name for Asshole, Ring, Anal-hole, Butthole, o-ring... etc etc etc.

"You are a friggen clackervalve" and "Woah, did that actually come out of your clackervalve?" or "You lick clackervalve"

clackervalve by {Gothic~Love} + dad October 10, 2004