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Churchy Virgin

A virgin who goes to church and does anything in the name of abstinence (i.e canoeing for abstinence, hiking for abstinence, running for abstinence ...)
Kelsey: Luke won't come to the party because he is a churchy virgin
Lesley: Lame.
Luke: PARTY FOR ABSTINENCE!
Churchy Virgin by Jerkasaurus! February 5, 2009
Description of someone is obsesses with church and is constantly talking about or going to church
Danni is such a churchy
Churchy by hehe vb June 29, 2005

super churchy 

description of someone who overly obsessed with god, church or religion and will not do anything "unholy"
super churchy by hehe vb June 29, 2005

earthy churchy 

1. a person or thing with hippie or tree-hugging tendencies; someone stuck in the 60s and/or 70s, usually a stoner or former stoner

2. a person who is totally into the 'green earth' movement that recycles, buys organic foods, and picks up others' trash
Did you see all the peeps at the music festival? They were all earthy churchy and shit.
earthy churchy by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
A religious fanatic, usually Christian, but not in the suicidal way. Likely to be idiotic and/or ignorant. Possibly dropped on head several times as a child.
Go suck a bible, churchy! >=O
Churchy by Ransom June 17, 2003
A really good nickname for someone with the last name 'Church.' I mean, really good.
You can also spell it 'Churchie.'
"Hey Churchy, get over here"
Churchy by Emily Church May 23, 2007