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A virgin who goes to church and does anything in the name of abstinence (i.e canoeing for abstinence, hiking for abstinence, running for abstinence ...)
Kelsey: Luke won't come to the party because he is a churchy virgin
Lesley: Lame.
Luke: PARTY FOR ABSTINENCE!
by Jerkasaurus! February 05, 2009

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