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1) An angry, bloviated, overweight, purulent, and vindictive man.

2) Someone you vote for when there are no better options available.

3) A person elected to office when ‘Mickey Mouse’ or ‘None of the above’ is not an option on the ballot.

4) The perceived lesser-of-two-evils.

5) A person who appears to change his position after he’s elected to office.

1) I don’t like listening to Rush Limbaugh because he seems to be such a Christie!

2) I wasn’t going to vote because all of the candidates suck; however, I’d better pull a Christie.

3) The only reason that Christie over there got elected was because our state doesn’t allow a ‘None of the above’ option.

4) I know what we have is not good so I’ll take my chances with that Christie over there.

5) It seems that most people you vote for, will do a Christie after they are elected.
by studmoose February 27, 2011
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Irish vernacular. A person with cerebral palsy. Named after Christie Brown, the main character in the film My Left Foot, starring Daniel Day-Lewis. British equivalent is "Joey".
"Don't be a fuckin' christie!"
by Better Than Glue October 07, 2006
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Beautiful, Cute, Sexy, Fine, Attractive, Sweet, Athletic, And Much More. She's Got Spunk And Swagg Too! She's A 10 On The Charts! Best Girl Alive!!!
Person 1: Yo Who's That?
Person 2: It's Christie!
Person 3: Yup, That's Her, She's Amazing!
by Super Producer SP February 26, 2009
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A Brown haired girl
Great to be around and has very good hugs :)

Usually good looking aswell
I love that christie :)
by Davidoo :) January 31, 2009
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Strong, wise, fun loving spirit who knows what she wants and knows how to get it. Beautiful inside and out. Will make you laugh at her and yourself. Honest soul who will be there for a lifetime if you respect her.
Christie ain't no joke, she is the real deal.
Christie is a 3% in this society.
Christie is a diamond in the rough.
Don't mess with Christie.
Who is that chick?.....Oh, that's Christie.
by DestinyRed February 04, 2010
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1.One of the funniest people alive (a real comedian), Loves being around people and always lacks money
2. When you wee into a 'sandwich bag' tie it up and pop it near someone.
1. Christie makes me laugh
2. "Omg You just got christie'd mann"
by Famous-I wish January 28, 2008
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Christie: Christie's are crazy , outgoing , humorous , beautiful inside and out , stunning , model material.

Christie's tend to be cunning , competitive and athletic.

Christie's alway's sticks up for other's and who's ever around them , and put's other's before themself.Christie's come across to other's bitchy and mean , but once you get to know them there a great friend.Christie's are well knowen and popular. Christie's also tend to be boy magnet's.There aint no party with out a Christie.Christie's are beautiful inside and out , there beauty also tend's to seek jelousy from other's.When you're on a Christie's bad side they can be as demeaning , nasty and bitchy as they can get.Christie's worse enemie's end up being there bestfriend's.Christie's come from large family's and are semi cultured. Christie's have an honest soul and will be there for a life time for you if you respect her. Who ever know's a Christie is very lucky.
boy1: Yo , who's that hot chick on th corner.

boy2: Oh , that's most defintaly a Christie.

girl1: Wow , that girl over there is so beautiful and outgoing. I wanna be her friend.

girl2: That's a Christie , i'm jelous .
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