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What you retort when someone says or does something mean to you.
Person A: I hate the way you always have to wear those socks! And your ugly-ass nose!
Person B: I love you too.

or

A: *punches B*
B: I love you too. *twich twich*
by Itachi-San September 27, 2009
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what you say as a comeback when someone either someone says something mean to you or they say "i hate you"
Jenny: you're ugly, stupid, and mean!
Caroline: I love you too! <3
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The person doesn't actually love you back, they are just extremely horny and they want to fuck your brains out.
you: "I love you"

Partner: "Yeah..I..I love you too"

*stares at you with that face they always do when they are horny*
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