When a chicken fucks a lizard what do you get? A chizard. There are multiple grammatical usages of the word. A squirrel or similar flighty, twitchy, small animal is a chizard as is any species of reptile. A person can also be classified as a chizard based irrational and ignorant behavior.
Overall, chizarding is exactly what it sounds like. Being a chizard.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'