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Chipndale by ChrisGTH5871 October 16, 2009
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Chippendales
Chippendales by EVERYBODY'S WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND! December 3, 2004
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chingaletta
(noun, from chinga): Literally "little fucking thing". Used to describe (1) a young prostitute (2) a teenage slut (3) a piece of trash (4) an irritant
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Stairface Chippendale
A "Stairface Chippendale" is the term used to describe someone who thinks he is without fault in any situation and that the world owes him an apology because his own life is worthless.
"Stairface" may refer to either:
A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or
B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.
Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.
"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.
"Stairface" may refer to either:
A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or
B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.
Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.
"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.
After the accident, he turned into a total Stairface Chippendale." "Really? I haven't talked to him to know..." "Oh yeah. He wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. Further, he uses the bad circumstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage." "Wow, that's rough dude." "Yeah it is, but that Stairface Chippendale can go fuck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated." "I see your point. What a doucher.
Stairface Chippendale by kult December 14, 2010
Chindle
Abbreviation of "Chienne de l'eau"; bitch of water (or bitch's water). That hoe who tries to slide those insults in, a sneaky thot.
Chindle by TanyaTickles January 28, 2015
Chindalier
Referring to an ornately decorated goatee resembling a chandelier suspended from ones chin. Common decorations include beads, dice, braiding, metal, etc.
Chindalier by Jon Bear September 28, 2009
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