Centard 

a person that walks like a retarded centaur

look at that kid, he's such a centard

Centard by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

cuntardouchebag 

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

cuntardouchebag by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009

centari 

The blackest person you've ever know sorta gay and sorta straight doesn't really know what he wants but he may want the biggest fattest dick or the losses vagina he is also a stupid retard that needs to learn about life but it's ok because he is BLACK and makes it work overall a nice guy and has a small man baby penis. He is really good at Smashing to the point where it looks like he fights one guy at a time for hours, Pretty impressive he can sometimes make people think about themselves and is in love with a man named Everthron Also has Dreads

Has that centari ever bathed look at them dreads and does he want that man or that girl idk such a Centari

centari by Biginsmallfeet January 23, 2017

centarus 

3 tounges in an arsehole at one time while being fucked by a horse

Rob loved the centarus tounge in his arse wow why the long face

centarus by Slypie69 November 4, 2017

cuntardouche 

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.

"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"

cuntardouche by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntard 

Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.

You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.

cuntard by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005