Carpet Treatment 

Carpet Treatment is when you knock some punk, smart mouth, bastard on the ground and he lies there on the carpet until his brain restarts.

I swear to God if you don't shut your mouth you're going to end up getting the "carpet treatment".

Carpet Treatment by Sorjones March 21, 2009

blue carpet treatment 

To come into that dohja that will surely knock you off your feet upon first whack. Said to be covered with crystals, orange hairs, and usually residing in a phillie of blueberry orgin. Truly a taste treat for one and all.

One might say that they have "rolled out the blue carpet treatment" after twisting up a L with a blueberry wrap filled with the Ohhway.

blue carpet treatment by Petey Nolith April 29, 2008

Red Carpet Treatment 

(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.

Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.

Red Carpet Treatment by MarquesW June 24, 2010

wireless carpet treatment 

using wireless signals from the government to steal private information from a person’s electronic devices

The wireless carpet treatment kept 99 percent of people with historical stature and wealth.

wireless carpet treatment by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019

white-carpet treatment 

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.

I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.

white-carpet treatment by QuacksO January 25, 2019