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Texting every girl in your phonebook in a feeble attempt to get laid.
After he got belligerent, Stephan proceeded to carpet bomb until Ursula texted him back and something was set up.
#booty #call #cock #block #laid
by Andy & Colt May 06, 2008
The act of trying it on with every girl in the club,works party,bar . until you strike it lucky.
John: man i really need to get laid tonight . Its been a month.

Paul: dont worry mate we will just carpet bomb the club it always works.

John: safe dude.
#carpet bomb #male slag #pulling #sharking #one night stand
by discodan4321 November 30, 2009
The act of farting at random intervals down a hallway (such as a school or hotel) so that the origin of the smell is unknown.
Aw man I just laid a massive carpet bomb on the 5th floor of that hotel
by Ether December 29, 2004
1. The act of accomplishing a task very thoroughly with an absolute disregard for the excessive waste of resources used in doing so that it may have been better just not to do it in the first place, but at least you win. This is typically done as an outright act of frustration and hubris. The sheer amount of over-zealous effort required to carpet bomb often makes the end result less than satisfactory.


2. Having very vigorous and powerful, Zeus-like sex with a woman for a very, very long period of time.
1. I was so fucking pissed after getting a "F" on that last test that I carpet bombed shit out of this one. Twenty hours of studying the book word for word and I got a "C".

2. Yeah bro, I carpet bombed the shit out of her all night.
#pwn #destroy #obliterate #pound #jackhammer #own
by Majikoopa January 02, 2011
to mount a destructive assault or opposition
They tried to carpet-bomb the senator for his alleged scheme but made no progress.
#carpet bomb #carpetbomb #clobber #nuke #politics #religion #smart bomb
by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2008
To fart and walk at the same time, multiple times, in a public environment. Leaving a trail of stink none can tell the origin of.
Man 1- *carpet bombs sidewalk*
Woman- What is that smell?!
Man 2- I have no idea, but it's everywhere!
#fart #walk #carpet bomb #carpetbomb #carpet bombing #carpetbombing #carpet-bomb #carpet-bombing
by Urban-Legend March 05, 2015
v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.

named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.
Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.
#carpet-bomb #carpet bomb #carpt-bomb #carpet-bmb #bomb #carpet #bombing #bombin #answers #answering #tests #test #homework
by halonistic February 23, 2012
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