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candy dish

An adjective used to describe something stupid or retarded.
(Background is whenever a retard makes a ceramic piece the peice is so misshapen and crappy that it's always a candy dish)
I already know this stuff, this test is candy dish.
candy dish by caddilac November 10, 2006

Candy Dish

a candy dish is another way of saying "grandmothers' vagina"
"I wanna put my dick in yo grandmas candy dish"

old folks candy dish 

a sexual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scrotum until it appears as if an old man's saggy scrotum. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scrotum in the other person mouth.
i totally gave that ho an old folks candy dish
old folks candy dish by fahh_qqqq August 19, 2013
The area between the genitals and the anus.
She went down on me and started licking my candydish!
candydish by edclectic March 29, 2008

candyfish 

when everything tastes sweet and you think there are fish swimming around, an extension of worship of pierre
the weak fink fell into a deep state of candyfish after viewing the holy radience of pierre.
candyfish by pierre January 25, 2004
A decorative bowl used to display and / or hold candy. Usually made from plastic or glass material.
Kids, please dont play near the candy dish. You could knock it off the table and break it
Candydish by Midnight G. Estes September 7, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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