pierre's definitions

mongolled

a state of inhibriation, as a result of a) drinking too much, b) smoking too much marijuana, c) drinking and smoking too much

"my god, that purply greeny has completely mongollised me!"

"Rich is utterly mongolled"

by Pierre May 29, 2004

Vitamin J

Slang term for male semen. Generally used by females to describe the events that transpired a previous evening.

I can't get enough of his vitamin J!

A high protein milkshake consisting of vitamin J.

by Pierre August 17, 2006

candyfish

when everything tastes sweet and you think there are fish swimming around, an extension of worship of pierre

the weak fink fell into a deep state of candyfish after viewing the holy radience of pierre.

by pierre January 25, 2004

nuerburgring

The most (in)famous race-track in the world. Located in Germany. Not for wimps...

I've crashed my car at the Nuerburgring...

by pierre May 2, 2004

coil

A mospuito coil with an atached filter. drags become pure pesticides instead of pesticides with added ash, dead mosquitos, or broken ovaries

" C'mon man, lets take another hit of C."
" No man im already burnt out to the max"

by PIERRE December 12, 2006

Rochester

A upstate NY city in which the main attraction are the filthy panhandlers downtown!

Believe me....you want to avoid that "attraction" in downtown Rochester!

by Pierre October 29, 2004

Soiletheus

The Jaoist tradition tells of Soiletheus and his role in the Jaoist pantheon. Later synonymous with the Anti-J (Anok) in the New Jackist Testament.

According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.

Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.

"He was mad at that moment with the spirit of Soiletheus. For it was apparent that no man's trousers should ever sag so horribly," (Noctes Excrementi).

"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)

by Pierre July 27, 2005