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Cakefaced 

When you are extremely high off weed.

Or the equivalent of being shitfaced drunk but with weed.
Jacob is cakefaced off the moonrock right now.
Cakefaced by Goosepussie April 8, 2019
A girl who wears so much Foundation, it looks like you could scoop part of her face off with a fork.
"Did you see how much foundation that girl was putting on?"

"I know, she's got a cakeface now."
Cakeface by Lair May 18, 2007
noun.
A person, usually a teenage girl, who wears excessive amounts of make-up. Thick eyeliner and heavy foundation is a significant characteristic of a cakeface.
Helen: "Have you seen Bianca today?"
Kate: "Yeah, the cakeface is with the other sluts."
Cakeface by Potato Lady October 18, 2008

cakefart 

When a woman squats and breaks smelly wind all over a cake, usually for a sexual fetish, but sometimes as a Sadistic revenge at a restaurant, like in a case when a rude customer pinches her ass.
Lizz bent down and cakefarted on her slave's lunch.
cakefart by Donnald June 11, 2008

Cakefarts 

A website featuring a Toronto-based woman, Leah Treacy, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.
Leah Treacy from Toronto is into Cakefarts. She actually indulged in a video showing her blasting a birthday cake with her anus.
Cakefarts by Adolphus Titus March 15, 2011

Cakefarts 

When a man or woman nuzzles the entrance of there anus into a freshly cooked cake then lifts and passes wind,some people get erotic pleasure from this.
Tina's favourite thing to do is cakefarts.
Cakefarts by Josh Huntington October 18, 2008