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Child of The Fence/Children of The Fence

Nickname for fans of the band Coheed And Cambria.
Derived from the Amory Wars lore, which takes place in a SiFi planet system known as "Heaven's Fence."
When multiple Children of The Fence come together, they are said to be "one among the fence."
Rob: "Any COTF here?"
Devin: "I'm a Child of The Fence"
Cyndi: "A what?"
Devin: "Children of The Fence are Coheed fans."
Cyndi: "Like Deadheads are Grateful Dead fans?"
Rob: "Exactly!"
COTF by HurricaneDane October 15, 2020
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Cum On The Face. To ejaculate on a peron's face.
Bob: Shizzam Bitch!
Ralph: What happened?
Bob: I gave that chick a big old COTF!
Ralph: Nice man you must have blown a big load all over those glasses, huh?
Bob: O yeah.
COTF by Supreme Alpha Male April 5, 2006
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An abbreviation of popular Star Wars podcast children of the force.
Al: welcome back to cotf
Cotf by Some clapped guy January 2, 2021
Acronym for “Crying on the Floor” it can refer to laughing or sadness. Depends on the context. This phrase was coined by the famous influencer and songwriter, Julia Manick in May of 2021
OMG that’s so funny. I’m COTF
COTF by Sonsy June 1, 2021
A slum in rural South West of Englang. This sink-hole is a hot-bed of inbreeding and gang violence (Crips vs Bloods and Chavs vs The Rest). Compton look out, this place is ten times worse. Only the stupidest organisms live in this environment.
I'm going to Cotford tonight to pick me up a cheap girl.

OR

I lost my trousers in a fight over a toffee crisp in Cotford last night.
Cotford by Dave MacCormick May 14, 2005

cotflgohaha 

Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Have A Heart Attack
cotflgohaha by RA March 4, 2004
anagram for crying on the floor in fetal position
Friend: "how was your night last night?"
Me: cotfifp
friend: that's unfortunate.

Tim: you smell and i hate you.

Beth: cotfifp
COTFIFP by beefmeatofcubicvariety October 7, 2010
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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