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buttdicking 

Verb; the act of placing the male genetalia upon the anal rim of another individual ; male OR female and proceeding to penetrate and/ or stimulate the asshole for any given duration of time deemed appropriate for the agitator.
“Tanya always comes home with a bucket of chicken after her shift ends at KFC. Probably because of the buttdicking she endured prior to her closing the restaurant with her manager, Phil.”

“Nobody is buttdicking like today’s KFC.”
buttdicking by C. MURDER March 31, 2021
To stick ones finger ,usually in the form of a sneak attack, in someone's ass crack when it is exposed above their pant/underwear line. While doing so scream "Buttack!!!"
As Emmett leaned over exposing his plumbers crack Jason exclaimed "Buttack!!" While sliding his pointer down his toosh.
Buttack by Toiletstains March 30, 2015

buttickle 

when to have to pee and you cant so you tickle your but jsut above the crack and you'll go
i gotta pee but i cant

yo just pull a buttickle
buttickle by Danny Sway May 31, 2005

Bill Buttlicker 

The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.
Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?
Bill Buttlicker by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
A tick that only sucks blood from butts; usually use this phrase for when someone is being annoying
Person 1: "Can I borrow a pencil."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Thanks a lot, buttick."
Buttick by Jan_2301 November 23, 2015

buttkicker 

A word that pertains to someone or something that "kicks butt".

However, recently, the word has devolved to be used as a noun, adjective, verb, and even an idiom. In reality, buttkicker is simply the grammarically incorrect way of saying "kicks butt".
Sam: When your friend tries to make good roasts but then ends up failing: buttkicker.
Tom: STFU Sam you degenerate that isn't how you say it.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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