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Broken Clock 

When you snort cocaine out of an empty bullet casing, because you ain't got time for the bullshit. Also known as a "Power Nose"
"Yo, I straight up had to pull a Broken Clock before I jumped out of the car and smacked that bitch."

"Let me hit this Broken Clock up before I put this cat on ice."
Broken Clock by DocOctane October 3, 2013
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broken clock effect 

it means that even a complete idiot can get something right, if only by accident.
it is only the broken clock effect keeping him out of the unemployment line.
broken clock effect by andy pucko October 2, 2003

Even a broken clock is right twice a day 

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.
"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

broken clocks

Run fast from my day job
Runnin' fast from the way it was
Jump quick to a pay check
Runnin' back to the strip club
I'm never going back, never going back
No you can't make me
Never going back, never going back (Nah)
They never take me (Yeah)

(broken clocks)

broke o'clock 

refers to the time 1:50am, as there is never shit going on at 1:50am, so it is completely broke ass
Scott: "Hey, bitch, what are you doin'?"

Danny: "Nothin, why would I be doin' anything? There ain't shit to do, it's broke o'clock."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026