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1.
not sucking
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants
by seth November 22, 2003
 
2.
when you get right down to the root of the meaning of the word * succeed * ,
you find it simple means to follow through..
"success is a journey not a destination"
by sLg January 26, 2004
 
3.
Is defined by an individuals salary plus how many attractive women they sleep with per annum.
Blaine: Man i made 100,000 this year im a success

Will : Yeah man but u only got fat chicks. I made half that and got 15 women and 1 of them was a 10. You're a joke im the success round here

Blaine: Well said i am pathetic
by playersonly October 14, 2009
 
4.
Success is when you don't have to post your achievements on social media, because everyone will know them anyway.
James is a successful guy, I read about him in the paper this morning.
by pluttjulia April 16, 2014
 
5.
When you have no less than two mediocre stories involving soccer balls from numerous summers spent working at a summer camp.
Man, my life has been such a success, just think of all those stories.
by fuckshamu November 07, 2012
 
6.
Getting up one more time than you've been knocked down.
Theres nothing more important than success. Not even pussy.
by Brofesser J June 16, 2014
 
7.
When you complete a training mode level, Hit a record breaking Homerun, or you snag a trophy in SSBM (Super Smash Brothers Melee)
"Success!"
"Success!"
"Success!"
by Agent Micheal Scarn October 26, 2007