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A Mr. Branston 

a lesson that is badly taught.
Oh No, Miss Smith has done a Mr. Branston, she messed it all up.
A Mr. Branston by jordcressey January 20, 2011

brainstorm

verb:
to suggest a lot of ideas for (a future activity) very quickly before considering some of them more carefully.
They brainstormed and mapped plans for dealing with problems like affordable housing and the budget shortfall.
brainstorm by Frida Döerr August 21, 2008

Joel Brenstrum 

The best player in World of Warcraft
The best at computers also
That Joel Brenstrum just wrote the whole warcraft server in code
Joel Brenstrum by Learyru June 30, 2009

brianstorm 

When a dyslexic or a group of dyslexics attempts to create solutions to a problem by spontaneously suggesting ideas.
"Why is Professor Turner writing down his favourite Arctic Monkey songs on the board?"
"No, he's trying to write brainstorm, let's see if he notices."
"Brianstorm is a great song, though."
"Aye, it is mate."
"Are we pirates now?"
"Aye."
"This all seems unnecessary."
"Arrr, I'm just brianstorming."
"It's just a bit confusing in the context of a urban dictionary definition. Also, someone needs to fix that fourth wall."
"Let's add that to the list."
"This is stupid now."
brianstorm by YAAAAAAS June 23, 2014

barnstormed 

Dropping an gastual ass bomb on someone in a closed space.

Similar to crop dusting... but taken place in a smaller closed area, like my office.
I was just barnstormed by that gas ass down the hall when he came in to borrow a pen. Someone open a window
barnstormed by neilo510 November 1, 2011
The act of always talking about girls (usually young) but never acting on the words due to lack of charm/shyness/hyper-controlling girlfriend
Derek - "Woah guys, check out that hot piece of ass doing her A-levels. I'd plough that like a freshly grown field"

Guys - "Shut up Derek, every time your girlfriend goes away you go all brunstrom on our asses. Cut it out and get back to tickling your bald eagle"
brunstrom by The EXIT Wolfpack March 20, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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