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Borges Slaughterhouse 

A place that only accepts one way tickets from women and children only. Although appearing intriguing from the outside, with Macy's and Home Goods signs for the women, Fun Space signs for the children, once inside, there is nothing but gruesome horrors. If the deep, monotone voice isn't enough to crumble your soul, then the multitude of axes and saws will surely lead to your demise.
Child- "Mommy, can we go to Borges Slaughterhouse this weekend? I want to play in the ball pit."

Mom- "Yes, but you have to promise not to cry while I spend 2 hours looking at cooking pans and dish cleaner."

jaimes borges 

Jaimes is one of the greatest friends you will know! He is nice, funny, hot, classy, honest, trustworthy, smart, and athletic. He rarely ever hates people and is always giving, even if it means that he is left with nothing. He wishes to please people to the best of his ability. He may be crazy or weird at times, but he always expresses himself. Such a great person all around!
"Jaimes Borges is so helpful and loving!"
jaimes borges by amadeusFCP December 2, 2013

Isabella Borges

Isabella Borges is the most sexiest and caring women ,if you have her you should never let her go or your life turns into hell ,she is the most hottest, beautiful ,funniest, energetic little tiny ball of joy .there usually really short like 5’0 to 5’2 .there fisty fire crackers filled with confident ,fun and outgoing ,and VERYYYY STUBBORN.
Hey,do you know Isabella Borges ,she’s so beautiful
Isabella Borges by Sodium hernandez November 20, 2023

José Miguel Gomes Borges 

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

BORGUSSY 

1. My biggest mistake, a specter.

2. A synonym for the Bourgeoisie.

3. Rarely, elite genitalia.
“I regret the day BORGUSSY Exited my lips.”
BORGUSSY by Dr. Brian Russy January 20, 2022

Gloria borger 

The best news Anchor. She works at the most trusted news channel know as Pew News.
It's me Gloria Borger
Gloria borger by Theepicmemester February 11, 2019