Boltzmann pussy syndrome 

The theory of a Boltzmann brain is the chance of a brain spontaneously forming into existence, on the other hand Boltzmann pussy is the chances of someone having intercourse being nearly impossible.

“You have Boltzmann pussy syndrome my guy”

Boltzmann pussy syndrome by Pilk_man March 11, 2022

Pull a boltzmann

when you are clearly correct but no one believes you so you decide to just commit suicide

*idiots argue with you over something*
"I'm going to go pull a boltzmann"

*later the idiots find you on a tree*

Pull a boltzmann by Boltzman November 7, 2025

jillian holtzmann 

Brilliant scientist and hardware expert. Confident in her brilliance and comfortable in her strangeness. Rocking her "screw you" necklace, and overalls, she is sure to melt your heart with a single wink. Fans recognize her by her yellow goggles, electrifying hair and right dimple or "as queer as salty parabolas". Her ship with fellow ghostbuster Erin Gilbert has been rising in popularity as holtzbert.

Paul Feig: Look at that glorious weirdo!
Person: Who?
Paul Feig: Jillian Holtzmann!

jillian holtzmann by Kmcholtzmann February 5, 2017

holtzmann 

Holtzmann is a very rare species. 3/4 of all Holtzmanns prefer a female partner. They attract their lady by simply winking at them and dance a little.

Girl A: "Omg what a cute lil' beast"
Girl B: " Oh yeah, look it's a Holtzmann"

holtzmann by On.my.way.2.the.gay.bay January 6, 2017

Brent Boitmann 

A real fucktard

Dude, stop being a Brent Boitmann!

Brent Boitmann by the jolly rodger April 12, 2010