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Boltzmann pussy syndrome

The theory of a Boltzmann brain is the chance of a brain spontaneously forming into existence, on the other hand Boltzmann pussy is the chances of someone having intercourse being nearly impossible.
“You have Boltzmann pussy syndrome my guy
by Pilk_man March 11, 2022
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Pull a boltzmann

when you are clearly correct but no one believes you so you decide to just commit suicide
*idiots argue with you over something*
"I'm going to go pull a boltzmann"

*later the idiots find you on a tree*
by Boltzman November 7, 2025
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