Shit Bob. Someone named "Bob" whom shits their pants. Shit Bobs also may be found to stutter profusely, Marry obese women, and drive beater ass Honda (Tm) Crxs. Shit Bobs can be distinguished by their skid marks and foul odor. When you see a Shit Bob coming.... Hide your linens!
(VOICE 1) Who would you rather be?... Shit Bob? or Paul Blart (Mall Cop)? (Voice 2) I Would fuck Paul Blart on National Tv before I would willingly be Shit Bob!!!!!
by Bob's Underwear October 25, 2010
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to remove your penis from someone's anus, and and have them give said penis oral without cleaning the fecally contaminated member off.
therese was so horny from me ramming my cock in her ass she could'nt resist going down on my cock for a smoking shit bob.
therese was so embarrased when i told her best friend about the shit bob she gave at darrel's kegger.
by freedav05 December 27, 2006
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an alternative way of saying OMG except its COOLER AND DIFFERENTER. generally an exclamation of surprise or anger. shortened as OSB
Guy: "YOU FUCKED MY MOM?! OH SHIT BOB!!!"

or

Girl1: "He just asked me out! Ahhhh OSB!!"

Girl2: "OSB!!"
by roro ownz urmom March 23, 2009
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A common greeting among the Scottish diaspora of eastern Bulgaria.
by Saul315 October 29, 2022
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