Shit Bob 

Shit Bob. Someone named "Bob" whom shits their pants. Shit Bobs also may be found to stutter profusely, Marry obese women, and drive beater ass Honda (Tm) Crxs. Shit Bobs can be distinguished by their skid marks and foul odor. When you see a Shit Bob coming.... Hide your linens!

(VOICE 1) Who would you rather be?... Shit Bob? or Paul Blart (Mall Cop)? (Voice 2) I Would fuck Paul Blart on National Tv before I would willingly be Shit Bob!!!!!

Shit Bob by Bob's Underwear October 25, 2010

shit bob 

to remove your penis from someone's anus, and and have them give said penis oral without cleaning the fecally contaminated member off.

therese was so horny from me ramming my cock in her ass she could'nt resist going down on my cock for a smoking shit bob.
therese was so embarrased when i told her best friend about the shit bob she gave at darrel's kegger.

shit bob by freedav05 January 1, 2007

oh shit bob!

an alternative way of saying OMG except its COOLER AND DIFFERENTER. generally an exclamation of surprise or anger. shortened as OSB

Guy: "YOU FUCKED MY MOM?! OH SHIT BOB!!!"

or

Girl1: "He just asked me out! Ahhhh OSB!!"

Girl2: "OSB!!"

oh shit bob! by roro ownz urmom March 23, 2009

Eat Shit Bob 

A common greeting among the Scottish diaspora of eastern Bulgaria.

Mahala: Eat Shit Bob!
Barley: Bob Eat shit!

Eat Shit Bob by Saul315 October 28, 2022

Took a shit on Bob 

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.

*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.

Took a shit on Bob by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

Bob's Shit 

Haitian rum and pepsi

Bob: that shit is bangin
Joe: that's dat bob's shit

Bob's Shit by bob marr February 10, 2009

shit bobbled 

a person who can’t seem to figure what the fuck is happening, and is very confused

erik : did you hear about amanda and aaron ?
me : wait what... shit bobbled here aahhh

shit bobbled by vanessa shirazi May 19, 2019