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The feeling you get when you check your blog stats and you see WAY more visitors than you expected.
"Dude, last night I wrote a new blog post about that crazy new action movie. This morning when I checked my stats and saw I had over 2,000 visits, I had a serious blogasm!"
Blogasm by Juan Santini October 28, 2008
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blogcasting 

blogcasting, using the Internet to streamaudio or video to distribute information, entertainment, and deep personal thoughts with little or no financial investment.
She got tired of writing a blog and decided to become a radio dj on the Internet through blogcasting.
blogcasting by ShadeyHillRanch March 14, 2011
Guy 1: yo, you read kayly's blog yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy 1: dude, it's sooo freaking hot. I couldn't control my urge, I forced a blogasm on myself.
Guy 2: NICE!! im'a go home and read it too!
Assistant principal: Wow, i know what your talking about. I blogasmed three times last time to the very same article. IT'S SOOOO EROTIC!!!!!
Guy 2: never mind...
Blogasm by Matthias Azamer January 18, 2007

Blogcast 

Is a combination of the words Blog and Podcast. Used to describe a blog like podcast about the lives of people done on some form of Instant Messaging Service then is shared with a small fan base where it is discussed and treasured as one of gods many creations.
guy 1: "dude, that blogcast about that blonde fag being hated on by that other guy RAWKS!"

guy 2: "yea, what's it called? idiots anonymous? i love that shit, yo"
Blogcast by Dark Ranic December 9, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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