"Dude, last night I wrote a new blog post about that crazy new action movie. This morning when I checked my stats and saw I had over 2,000 visits, I had a serious blogasm!"

Guy 1: yo, you read kayly's blog yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy 1: dude, it's sooo freaking hot. I couldn't control my urge, I forced a blogasm on myself.
Guy 2: NICE!! im'a go home and read it too!
Assistant principal: Wow, i know what your talking about. I blogasmed three times last time to the very same article. IT'S SOOOO EROTIC!!!!!
Guy 2: never mind...