scottish origion; a state of confusion
I was winning the game by a lot, and my opponent was over there looking all biscuit-arsed.
by _GoD_ September 21, 2004
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A state of anger directed towards another often caused by shock or indignation
I only said he should calm down when he got all biscuit-arsed, ranting that he was calm and I should calm down
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A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"
by Scotia fae the Toon April 9, 2007
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Losing the feeling momentarily from your bum to your toes. Accompanied by a tingly feeling when it comes back. Usually brought on by fear, the term refers to the idea that you have dunked your bicuit in a cup of tea, and it has now turned to mush - this is what happens to the lower half of your body.
Watching a TV programme about space, the universe, other cosmic forces - the fear that one cant comprehend we are living on a little ball floating in the middle of nothing that goes on forever - brings on the biscuit arse reaction. It's easier to just think the world is flat - no biscuit arse then.
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originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps
Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.
by jimbo jones June 19, 2004
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Something drunk old irish priests say
Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"
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An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.
Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!

Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!
by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007
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