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Definitions by wonderbra676

Itchy bits

Used as an exclamation when one discovers or realises that one has an itch anywhere upon their body. It does not have to relate to the private parts.
Dude that woollen jumper has given me itchy bits!

I have itchy bits! (to be exclaimed loudly in a public place)
Itchy bits by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

Excrement 

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.
Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.
Excrement by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

Michael and Dominic 

Affectionate names for your lady penis and your bum-oley.
Person A: How is Michael and Dominic today?
Person B: Michael is cool but expecting the red water soon. Dom's cool, last night's curry left a burning ring of fire, but he's cool now.
Michael and Dominic by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007
A lady's period, monthly, menstruation thingy.
I'm flowing red water.

The red water is due.

Aaaaarg I am leaking red water!
Red Water by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

Excrement 

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.
Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.
Excrement by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007

Arse Biscuits 

An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.
Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!

Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!
Arse Biscuits by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007