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belliterance

The belligerently intentional misreading of an email message to buy time, avoid work, or otherwise cause confusion.
Joe's belliterance saved the department from months of work.
belliterance by LM Shelley October 4, 2008

Billster 

A cheating man whore or a person who slags off people, talks about your deceased family members/friends
You are such a billster.
Billster by Roger95 June 21, 2016

billiterate

When someone doesn't bother to open or read their bills, they instead let them pile up, or the bills are carelessly thrown away; someone who only realizes they need to pay a bill when services are shut off due to their neglect to pay on time.
Bob: Dang, I guess our power just got shut off again.
Dave: That's not cool bro, the Superbowl is on tomorrow! Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Bob: Is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
Dave: Neither! Are you friggin billiterate??
billiterate by Katya Eye August 14, 2016

billiterate

When someone is being stupid or dumb and there persona is one in the same as a bitch. The B stands for bitch and illiterate is in reference to the stupidity of the person.
Tyler scored a 68% on his test and called Alyssa a dumb fuck. He is so billiterate.
billiterate by BigTitsSmallAss January 30, 2019

Billieromantic 

Only being able to see oneself in a relationship with Billie Eilish.
Friend: "So are you straight, gay, bi or what?"
Me: "Nah I'm Billieromantic
hey that girls really biliter
biliter by nimgrad May 11, 2023