bertier

A person who gets involved in high school activities like football or cheerleading because they think it will make them popular.

Bertier football players tend to care more about their armbands and highlight reel rather than being a good teammate.

Bertier cheerleaders think it will get them all the likes on Instagram.

Someone usually becomes a bertier because they watch movies that romantazie high school seinors. As freshmen a bertier thinks that one day they to will be having sex on the field after a football game while Creedence Clearwater Revival plays.

The name comes from Gary Bertier from the movie Remember the Titans.

Zack is on the football team just so he can wear his jersey to school on Fridays. What a bertier.

bertier by Chudune78 June 17, 2018

berther 

A person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society's lunatic fringe. A berther intentionally establishes a wide 'berth' between him- or herself and groups like the birthers and other crazies.

The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.

Person 1: *eyes glazed over* "uuuggghhhh....uuughhhh.... I've just been reading the reader's comments on foxnews.com...." *collapses to the floor, twitching*

Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."

Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*

Person 2: *coldcocks him*

berther by Methuselah Honeysuckle July 28, 2009

bertherk 

A Hot Ass Fucking Bitch

yo bertherk is fine asf and this bitch ain’t even show her face 😭😭🔞

bertherk by pootipootipooti February 15, 2021

Bertherness 

A feeling of childish glee and mischievousness.

Adam gave me a look I can only describe as Bertherness. I knew some crazy shit was about to go down.

Bertherness by TK448 June 1, 2022