bertier

A person who gets involved in high school activities like football or cheerleading because they think it will make them popular.

Bertier football players tend to care more about their armbands and highlight reel rather than being a good teammate.

Bertier cheerleaders think it will get them all the likes on Instagram.

Someone usually becomes a bertier because they watch movies that romantazie high school seinors. As freshmen a bertier thinks that one day they to will be having sex on the field after a football game while Creedence Clearwater Revival plays.

The name comes from Gary Bertier from the movie Remember the Titans.

Zack is on the football team just so he can wear his jersey to school on Fridays. What a bertier.

bertier by Chudune78 June 17, 2018

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berther

A person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society's lunatic fringe. A berther intentionally establishes a wide 'berth' between him- or herself and groups like the birthers and other crazies.

The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.

Person 1: *eyes glazed over* "uuuggghhhh....uuughhhh.... I've just been reading the reader's comments on foxnews.com...." *collapses to the floor, twitching*

Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."

Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*

Person 2: *coldcocks him*

berther by Methuselah Honeysuckle July 28, 2009

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berther • bertherk • Bertherness • bertier

bertherk

A Hot Ass Fucking Bitch

yo bertherk is fine asf and this bitch ain’t even show her face 😭😭🔞

bertherk by pootipootipooti February 15, 2021

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Bertherness

A feeling of childish glee and mischievousness.

Adam gave me a look I can only describe as Bertherness. I knew some crazy shit was about to go down.

Bertherness by TK448 June 1, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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