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Beer Scale 

Open ended scale for determing the doability of someone. The standard unit of measurement is the 12 oz can. Other units are six-packs, cases, 1/4 kegs, and 1/2 kegs. Units can be positive or negative (negative beers are the number of beers someone else must consume to do you).
Did you see Dave face licking that chick at the Garber Semi-Formal. She was ten beers on the beer scale.

My girlfriend is so hot, she's a negative six-pack.
Beer Scale by agent deviant September 14, 2006
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Beer Scale 

A scale of women from 1-10 based on precise measurements of alcohol.

Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.
Damn Smitty, I bet she's a 5 sober, but the beer scale easily bumps her up to an 8.
Beer Scale by Big Time April 4, 2005

Draught Beer Scale 

Often abbreviated DBS

This scale is used to easily express how many draught beers one would have to consume in order to have sex with some unlucky woman/man.

The scale ranges from 0 (doable anytime) to 10 (because after ten draught beers - let's face it none of us are able to perform). The number indicates the amount of 500 mL 4,6%alc. (example: Tuborg Classic) one would consume precoital.

Not to be confused with the kg-scale
Person 1: - "No way I will even consider that! She's like a 12 on the kg-scale a total bodybag"
Person 2: - "So if we go out tonight, where is she on the draught beer scale?"
Person 1: - "Neva... She might be around 7 on DBS"
Person 2: - "We should really revise our choice of words when talking about my sister"
Draught Beer Scale by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014

Woman beer scale 

The amount of 12 oz beers you would have to consume in order to conduct intercourse with a woman. The scale would normally range from 0-15. 0 being the best and 15 being the worst.
Logan-It would take me 3 beers to bang that girl.

Wesley-I think it would take me 5 12 oz beers to have intercourse with that girl.

Sean-The woman beer scale doesn't go high enough for me to have intercourse with that.
Woman beer scale by Lsmith__52 September 6, 2016
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