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When you seriously need to take a dump the day after you drink a shit ton of beer. You: Man I have MAD BEER SHITS...I need to find a crapper RIGHT NOW!
Oh fuck there it goes! Girls: Ewww that's the grodiest thing I've ever seen! You're not tapping this ass tonight! You: Fuck. |
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When you can shit through a tennis racket and not hit the strings. Don't go in the bathroom, I just let down some serious beer shits.
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| 3. | beer shits | ||
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black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the anus when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol. "man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night... i keep going to the bathroom because i've got the beer shits. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants."
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| 4. | beer shits | ||
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noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers. Bro: Dude, how was last night, man?!
Bra: Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning! |
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noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.
-"Dude, how was last night, man?!"
-"Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!" |
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| 6. | Beer shits | ||
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One somebody experiences the following morning after he/she has been drinking all night. The bathroom has been quarantined due to a massive outbreak of the beer shits.
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| 7. | beer shits | ||
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what one gets from drinking (1) lonestar beer. damn i got lonestar syndrome! (beershits)
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