To micromanage a thing while having none of the requisite skill to micromanage it.
My boss has no idea how to make a commercial but he' s beachballing me with bad ideas about it.
by walrus1066 September 20, 2017
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the insertion of a deflated beach ball into a woman's vagina and inflating it.
"I heard you were beachballing Kate last night. How did that go?"
"She's fucking dead man. What did you think would happen?"

"Sweetheart do you want to try beachballing?"
"NO! I want to live."
by reallynotgay March 19, 2010
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A beach ball is a large ball filled with air that people play with, especially when they go to the beach.
Wow, that is a nice beachball to play with on the beach!
by rhinoacid April 9, 2019
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1. n. (common) a fun and simple plastic inflatable ball, most often used in beach games. Shortened to a single word from previous two words for marketing purposes.

2. n. (slang) Someone who is as wide as they are tall. Simple analogous derivation from common use of word.
1. Get the beachball, yo, it's time to hit the coast! WOOOOO!

2. Did you see how much weight she gained? She's a damn beachball.
by KingPr0n October 27, 2004
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Other than an inflatable beach toy, beachball is a common term used at beaches between males to announce the presence of an extremely attractive female without drawing attention. It is usually placed in a question followed by a time of day to signify the direction of the female relative to the speaker.
Teddy: "So you coming to the party tonight?"
Mike: "No, sorry, I'm playin' some beachball at 3 o'clock."
Teddy: "Oh, really."
Teddy glances to the side.
Teddy: "Hm, maybe I'll join you."
by MACHone Inc. October 6, 2005
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v.i. to wait around; to loiter; esp. to wait to do something until someone else has completed a prerequisite task (from the "beach ball" icon displayed when Microsoft Windows applications are loading: one cannot perform any task until the relevant data have been processed).
Girl: "Have you ordered yet?"
Boy: "No, we're still beachballing 'til the waiter gets here."

Thing One: Did you get my text?
Thing Two: No, my phone's still beachballing.
by Rok'n'rol Wannabe March 30, 2009
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The Mac OS pointer icon of a colorful spinning wheel indicating the program currently under the mouse pointer is no longer responding. Called the beachball of death if the program never recovers or causes the operating system to become so busy (usually due to insufficient memory) that nothing else responds.
I ran a new shareware program, but killed it after I got the beachball of death.
by esmith512 December 20, 2007
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