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Battlestone 

Dude, stop going all Battlestone on us!
Battlestone by El Mino March 8, 2004

Bartelstone moot court 

Leaving a huge project until the last minute and making your partner crazy with rage.
You totally Bartelstone moot courted that thesis, turning it in minutes before the deadline.

battlezone

Similar to taint or gooch, this is the area of the human anatomy where the butt sweat and nut sweat fight it out! Cool huh?
"Man, I need to check out some fresh soap on a rope from the local 7 eleven... cause damn, dog, my battlezone be stinkin something crazy!
battlezone by GetInThere! March 1, 2014

battleson 

rooted in the german language a battleson was the original term for a goateed landscape architect.
person 1: Do you know where I can find a battleson?
person 2: Oh yeah! Check out the ASLA website.
battleson by see-spot-run March 2, 2005

Battlestate Servers 

Supernatural object that appear to be some kind of servers
They can work or not, it's up to them
Escape from Tarkov devs were trying to fix them for 5 years but they were unable to find them
Yo man, why eft won't launch?
Battlestate Servers decided that we won't play it today, just accept it.
Battlestate Servers by Al3k2137 January 7, 2021

Brittle Battlebones Syndrome

When a person plays Battlefield online so much they get Carpal Tunnel
Joseph could not participate in the Battlefield tournament due to Brittle Battlebones Syndrome.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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