A user on the major league baseball forums who is too stupid, lazy or uncreative to come up with a real user name. Usually posts illiterate, meaningless garbage.
Can be found on pretty much any mlb message board.
by kolohe61 March 06, 2005
The poor man's Cricket.
How Baseball was created:

You wanna play cricket?

Yeah, I have a ball tell someone to get a bat.

No one has a bat.

Is that a stick lying on the ground?
by the_last_vestage_of_truth May 31, 2010
Baseball is a game that smokers play while smoking marijuana. You hold in the smoke from every hit you take and the first one who breathes the smoke out loses
My lungs are stronger then all my friends i beat all my friends in baseball
by Da Bay Go Crazy December 07, 2008
Baseball is a code word for smoking pot. It is mostly heard around the northern california area.

baseball gear = pot
how many innings you played= how many bowls youve smoked
your coach = your drug dealer

the bat= the pipe
the ball=the bowl.
are you pitching tonight=are you going to put money to buy some pot

when you are really high you say "man , i hit a home run"

and if you dont want to smoke anymore that night you say "im still too tired to play another game.. "how about we play baseball tomorrow?"

also. what color team your are in, is how you describe the wellness of the bud.
"Hey, did you want to play baseball tonight?"

"Hey, I have to stop and talk to my coach for a second, did you want to pitch at the game tonight, or what?"

"i think she hit a home run, big time"

"hey i have the ball.. do you have a bat?"

"oh, and by the way, we're on the purple team tonight"

so on.
by Mariabella August 16, 2007
Guys making out. In short, the great American pass-time.
Why do girls love watching baseball so much?
by pelly jay October 01, 2011
A smoking game, only played when 4 or more people get together. Someone lights a pipe/joint, takes a hit, holds it, and passes, each person holds the hit until the pipe/joint gets back to them, takes another hit, and releases both hits in 1 exhale.
Last night was crazy, we all got together and played 3 rounds baseball, we all got totally baked.
by Dudeguy332 February 16, 2010
A game played while smoking marijuana, the object being to hold in one hit until the other people smoking have all hit the dank and the tree has come back to you.
Pat: Dude guys, let's play some baseball.
Dom: No dude, there's five of us. My lungs will be shot!
by Pat Shay April 02, 2007

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