Baseball

A sport designed to entertain the less mentally able persons

Every noticed that only old fat rednecks play baseball? Other real sports only the youngs play it.

by Yak Fu May 20, 2005

Baseball

An activity, not sport, in which rednecks (normally inbreds) use a wooden bat to hit a ball and run around in a square, stopping in 30 yard intervals because they are not physically capable of running farther than 30 yards without having cardiac arrest.

Jim plays baseball because he doesnt have the mental capacity to play any other sport.

by Mister_Fister82 May 16, 2016

Baseball

Rip-off cricket, the sport that tries so hard to be as good as cricket

"Baseball is just cricket for american's"

by e_crix04 June 2, 2020

Baseball

a sport for soft kids where you hit a round ball called the baseball with a bat

Todd is so soft.

Thats why he plays baseball

by ShawnTight October 11, 2008

Baseball

1) A sport consisting mainly of standing in a field or in a bullpen, chewing gum, spitting that gum out, and kicking up some dust to get mad at someone

2) A very hard object, that when whipped hard enough, can kill people who have been making fun of your 3-legged rabbit Potsie

1) I'd rather fornicate myself with 3 hot rods simutaneously then play baseball.

2)Dude, I just hit Ben Affleck with a baseball!

by Exhibit May 15, 2005

Baseball

A smoking game, only played when 4 or more people get together. Someone lights a pipe/joint, takes a hit, holds it, and passes, each person holds the hit until the pipe/joint gets back to them, takes another hit, and releases both hits in 1 exhale.

Last night was crazy, we all got together and played 3 rounds baseball, we all got totally baked.

by Dudeguy332 February 17, 2010

Baseball

1. A popular sport

2. A 7 stud (poker) variant in which the 3's and 9's are wild. Also, when a player is dealt a 4, he gets another card.

1. The Phillies are the best baseball team ever.

2. I played baseball and lost with an Ace High.

by timgetsmoney August 17, 2008