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creamer

Pete: dude i am so bored...
Spence: man, i got some draino in the backyard we can mix with some medicine that would make some good huffin' creamer!
Pete: man Spence, if it wasnt for you; i'd still be in school.
by Splancer October 23, 2005
mugGet the creamermug.

it's no Katrina

It could have been worse.
Spence: man, i was bangin' my chick last nite, got up to piss, tripped over the dog and broke my boner.

Mike: dude that bites ass, but it's no Katrina
by Splancer October 14, 2005
mugGet the it's no Katrinamug.

give and take

Usually happens in a jail. To give it up the ass and then take it up the ass. 2 guys usually would give and take in the jail while they are showering.
Pete: I'm gonna give and take you up the ass tonight.

Mike: As long as i get to give first.

Pete: Deal!
by Splancer April 8, 2006
mugGet the give and takemug.

Smokers Luck

When it's winter above +0 C/+32 F. Perfect enough to have a smoke and not freeze your fuckin hands off.
Weather Man: ...and it should be a faboulus day outside, as we're expecting some smokers luck for all you cancer stick lung suckers.
by Splancer December 17, 2006
mugGet the Smokers Luckmug.

collective soul

Spence: Man, did you go to the Collective Soul concert last nite?
Rob: No, they suck
Spence: Fuckin' chink
by Splancer January 22, 2006
mugGet the collective soulmug.

Baseball

The only sport in the world, where porfessional athletes get paid to do nothing. Worst game on earth to watch on television. No sport can be anymore retarted when an MLB Player gets paid $100,000,000 for 5 years to hit a rolled up thread with a piece of wood, get injured 7 games into the season, still get paid for that year, play a shitty season the next year, then decides to retire on the 3rd year, because he's past his prime, and still get paid for the years he's not playing.
Mike: Hey Spence, did you watch the baseball game yesterday?

Spence: FUCK NO!!! I watched 2 games of hockey within' 1 game of baseball! Baseball's shit man, get your head on right!

Mike: No man, i was just checkin' to make sure you didn't watch any baseball, cause if you did, i'd have to beat the shit outta you right now man.
by Splancer December 28, 2005
mugGet the Baseballmug.

lipton

Spence: Eh Yo', I'm drinking Lipton's, what you drinkin B?
Pete: Nestea...
Spence: FUCK YOU!
by Splancer September 22, 2006
mugGet the liptonmug.

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