Balff

to cut the purity, or buff, any amount of crystal methamphetamine with dandruff from ones scrotum.

i balff 'ed the shit out of that pint

by Cydius February 21, 2011

John Balfanz

A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.

Subject 1: Dude that kid looks like he is on crack
Subject 2: Yeah Nigga that John Balfanz

by ballsdeepinyoursister October 9, 2019

John Balfanz

Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.

John Balfanz will win the 2020 Nobel peace prize

by ballsdeepinyoursister May 2, 2020

John Balfanz

John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.

Rest In Peace John Balfanz say hello to Hitler for me please

by ballsdeepinyoursister July 1, 2021

Baffodile

A girl that acts hype and thinks she's better than you but she is actually a big yam head

That suck kratches queens gyal is a big bumboclaat baffodile

by ~Sugardaddydenz October 25, 2019

Baffroom

A place where one goes to shower, wash hands. used the toliet. etc

Hey Sharhonda whee did lil Ray-Ray go? oh! he went to the baffroom.

by marcma333021 September 12, 2009

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007