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v. t. & i. The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.
She enjoys a good baffing.
by spaggler April 30, 2004
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BAFF = Bare Ass Face Fart
The worst possible fart, only thing that can make this worse is if you "shart" along with it.
Last night when we had our huge party, Timmer passed out early, so I gave him a BAFF.
by Herf69 May 28, 2008
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Best Abusive Friend.
Commonly used between baff's J&L.
you can see BAFF's constantly physically and mentally harming one another in the hallways, at their homes, or on the border.
But will foreverly, somehow, stay close friends foreverrr.
"You gave me a concussion!"
"What are baffs for?"
by 3verr May 16, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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"i baffed that!" "that was a potatesh baff"
by tikiman28 October 07, 2009
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to get nicotine high usually off of e-cigs.
aye bro you wanna go get baffed in the bathroom next period? i got 36% nicotine in this.
by smyle May 15, 2014
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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shortened version of baffoon, generally used between friends as a mild insult. coined and used mainly in north canterbury, new zealand although not yet a mainstream word.
jake- lasagne topping is mainly cheese ae?
dan- of course it is you baff, try reading a fucking recipe book

dan- walks into door
jake- baff!
by smeggybaff August 03, 2012
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The opposite of a BAMF. A Bad Ass Father Fucker
by ShadowX3003 July 19, 2010
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