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prop. n.; a lake in Hungary. Usually referred to as "the crown jewel of Europe". Tourists from around the world flock to the shores of the Balaton in order to enjoy fine wine, fine eats, and fine women. The single most relaxing location in the visible universe.
Guido took his family to the French Riviera, only to regret it terribly and wish he had gone to the Balaton instead.
Balaton by Col. Hans Landa August 3, 2011
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(v) when you perform the helicopter with your girlfriend ON a helicopter while also recieving oral from several fine hunnies. Note: If the girl you are helicopter-ing is not your OFFICIAL significant other, the term 'balton' cannot be used. This is especially applicable if your girlfriend is also your sister.
stefan: oh my god, dude. Did you see The Town last night?
bob: no man, I was--OH SHIT!! LOOK AT THAT DUDE GETTING BALTONED OVER THERE!
stefan: harrrrrdcooooorrrreeeeeeee
balton by SUPERBLACKDICK9000 November 4, 2010
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Used as a replacement for any word in a sentence; similar to the use of the word "smurf" within a sentence.
I feel balatos; where the balatos are you going; i hurt my balatos
balatos by Marcus Balatos December 24, 2012

Balltonomous 

It's totally an adjective to elegantly describe a nice round object with upmost admiration & respect.
~DarkAndersonEX
Person 1: Hey that's a pretty round ball
Person 2: Do you mean a balltonomous ball?
Person 1: Yeah, that!
Balltonomous by Asami Salami November 16, 2017

Balatengga 

To maliciously steal an object, due to ill-will, with the use of force, stealth or machinations.
Pare, nabalatengga mga campaign posters natin kagabi ng kabilang kandidato.
Balatengga by Tautners April 14, 2009

Algrei Gabrielle Baliton 

Algrei Gabrielle Baliton:

someone who plays basketball

someone who is not a rapist

someone who is respected as a baller

a baller
Algrei Gabrielle Baliton is a basketball player.
A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Blaton's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Blaton's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Blaton's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. Very nice booty.
Girl: I wish I had a blaton
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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