Because Fuck You, That's Why. A simple and clean reason to do anything without any reasons provided... or better yet, the reason is "Fuck you". This phrase is used widely in memes.
To do a boutwood is to tell your friend's enemy about something your friend said about them - normally something sexual. As in 'about wood' ~ about penis.
Martha: I bet Tom is hung.
Jack: Haha, yeh! Go for him!
best friend for the win; the kind of friend you can depend on for anything and will help you whenever you have a problem
There is an old saying that says a good friendwill come bail you out of jail, but a best friend will sit with you in jail for the night. Well a BFFTW will break you out of jail using a helicopter, just so the two of you can go to a movie together.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.