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I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

B.A.P.F. 

A second option to using the word BAMF(Bad Ass Mother Fucker). BAPF is an acronym standing for "Bad Ass Puppy Fucker". Used in usually a more sick matter than BAMF.
Urinating in public is Pretty B.A.P.F.
B.A.P.F. by Moonshine Micky August 18, 2008
Those pretty face broke bitches just dont do it for E, these P.F.B.B.s are always askin somethin of me
P.F.B.B. by SmoovE4Life December 9, 2003

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.
I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!
A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005

T.O.P.B.F.C.B 

it stands for that one Polar bear from crash bandicoot.it will try attack you and smile like a pedophile when you die.
1:Hate T.O.P.B.F.C.B.
2.T.O.P.B.F.C.B is a jerk.
Rating a girl on a scale of 1-10 based on personality, body, and fuckability. If the girl is not known personally, then a rating of 5 must be given for personality. Leeway is granted here however. If you don't know a girl, but have observed her briefly and have a general impression, then by all means, rate her accordingly. The three ratings can be summed for a total score.

Notice that while body certainly plays into fuckability, there are certain intangibles that sometimes lend towards rather different ratings.

Make it your own...
Different P.B.F. ratings:

Blake Lively: P-5, B-9, F-10
Ashley Olsen: P-5, B-4, F-6
That chick in your psychology class you don't know but kind of want to stick it in: P-5, B-6, F-10
That chick standing at the bar at 3 am that seems like an uppity bitch and is hideous: P-1, B-1, F-8
P.B.F. by Lothario1245 July 27, 2011