Asstrix
'Asstrix' is the story of a Gaulish pornstar that shagged her way through every Roman Legion that Rome sent her way.
Asstrix by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 19, 2009
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The Asstric Bypass
The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus
The Asstric Bypass by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008
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Asstrix • asstributes • Asstricle • Assterixis • asstrax • asstric bypass • asstrich • asstrickciation • asstrickery • Asstrickle
asstrickery
(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.
His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.
asstrickery by asstrickster December 9, 2008
asstrax
Mildred had to soak the whites in bleach for two days just to get out those nasty asstrax on Wilbur's jockeys.
Astrix
Possibly a mis-spelling of Asterix, however it is also the stage name of Avi Shmailov - an Israeli Psytrance artist who reached #18 on the DJ mag "Top 100 DJs" in 2007. He is one of the top Israeli trance artists out there, and his badass music gets any dance floor crowded within seconds.
Astrix by matrixbadger February 21, 2009
asstributes
asstributes by Chris Wronski April 5, 2006
asstritch
an arrogant person whose pompous ignorance is so exctreme that faced with a real life situation the only thing the know how to do is to submerge their head into their own ass much like an ostrich in a hole
Clinton is an asstritch
asstritch by Patrick..... August 24, 2010