The smoking-hot Canadian actress who plays Number 6 in the re-imagined series of Battlestar Galactica.
Tricia Helfer is hot.
Someone who is intensely ugly, with a face that looks like they attempted to peck a shredder - hence their face looks awful. Can be easily shorted to just "Shredder"
Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!
Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!
A really smelly, runny shit. Named "Poostripes" because of his messy and diarrhoea-like qualities.
Phil: Holy shit! I just took a messy dump!
Adam: Let's call him Mr Poostripes!
From the verb "To give someone a deceased". This is where you insult
someone by shouting the name of one of their dead relatives - a very harsh insult used only when extremely provoked.
Uses of deceased (noun):
Scott: Seriously Tom was bugging the shit out of me last night
Andy: What did you do?
Scott: I gave the fucker a deceased
Tom: Scott you are such a lanky prick
Scott: Shut the fuck up SUE!
Andy: Oooh! You just got given a deceased!
Same as well 'ard
, rock hard
. Used to describe someone who is likely to come out victorious in a combat situation. Also used to boost one's ego.
Pronounced "brick 'ard"
Phil: Hey, what is he doing?
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!
Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard
A section of flab on the stomach of a chodney. Also known as a spare tire. A veritable insult in its own right.
Bunny: Scott you're a lanky prick!
Scott: Fuck off, you chodney ripple!
Used to describe someone who walks strangely, like someone with pingu feet
. Offensive as it accuses the other person of being retarded
, and acting like it.
Phil: Have you seen Dave walking?
Adam: Yeah, that mofo
has crumpet feet
Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!
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