Definitions by matrixbadger

Brewjob

Having to put one's mouth over the top of a newly-opened beer bottle/can in order to prevent overflow. Looks quite like a clumsy blowjob, hence the name.

My beer started to froth up, so I had to give in and give it a brewjob.

Brewjob by matrixbadger October 18, 2009

Cake Chaser 

A fat person, self-explanatory. Somewhat like salad dodger

Phil was walking down the street and caught sight of a little boy, he noticed he was somewhat of a fat little fuck... a real cake chaser.

Cake Chaser by matrixbadger July 31, 2009

Consume 

A command used during any good drinking game, pretty much self-explanatory.

*Person 1 fails task*
Person 2: CONSUME!
*Person 1 drinks*

Consume by matrixbadger July 28, 2009

Speech Game 

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.

This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Speech Game!

Speech Game by matrixbadger July 27, 2009

Wedding Speech Game 

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Wedding Speech Game!

Wedding Speech Game by matrixbadger July 27, 2009

Shred Pixie 

A slim girl with an ugly face.

Phil could only see the girl from behind and was suitably impressed, until she turned around and he realised that she was a total shred pixie

Shred Pixie by matrixbadger July 19, 2009

Chodney 

A short, fat man/boy. Basically a fat dwarf. Often hairy and unattractive.

Eric Cartman is a chodney.

Chodney by matrixbadger May 30, 2009