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Assgrease
Assgrease by Jimmy Fucktard May 18, 2003
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Assgree • Assgrease • assgremlin • Asgreen • AssCreed • Assgeefunkle • ass grenade • ash green • ass-creep • ass creeper
assgremlin
a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.
assgremlin by dick April 13, 2004
Asgreen
Danish god.
Winner of the 2021 Ronde Van Vlaanderen, he made van der Poel look like a fool in the sprint. He's also a teammate of Lampaert, together they're called the best classics duo in cycling history.
Winner of the 2021 Ronde Van Vlaanderen, he made van der Poel look like a fool in the sprint. He's also a teammate of Lampaert, together they're called the best classics duo in cycling history.
Who's the best cobble cyclist in the world?
Lampaert?
Yes, but there's someone else as well.
Oooh you mean Asgreen?
Yes, Kasper Asgreen, he's the best together with Lampaert.
Lampaert?
Yes, but there's someone else as well.
Oooh you mean Asgreen?
Yes, Kasper Asgreen, he's the best together with Lampaert.
Asgreen by Lampiegoat69 April 6, 2021
Assgremlin
A gnomelike creature to whom anal violations, especially in humans, are attributed.
See also Manganaro, Sprod, Pananian Marsh Beaver and Mangonator.
See also Manganaro, Sprod, Pananian Marsh Beaver and Mangonator.
Assgremlin by D.E March 18, 2004
assgremlin
assgremlin by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002
AssCreed
Typically referring to those who practice in the art of pairing two male Assassin's Creed characters together, and proceeding to screw each other in a timely and hardcore fashion. Most common among this categorical subject would be the aggressive couple of Malik / Altair -viceversa- and/or Ezio /Leonardo. This also can contain the much more sparse pairings (Known as 'Crack Pairings') such as Robert /Altair, or even Ezio/ Feathers .
AssCreed by AssCreed Assassin November 5, 2010
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"