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A beautiful kind hearted man. People with this name can be a bit stubborn but they usually mean well. Jarets often have brown hair and nice asses with big dicks. They usually like it up the butt and are really sexy.

You need a Jaret in your life.
by Zaccccccchhharrrrryyyy February 15, 2011
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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A tall, handsome, and kindhearted guy. Sometime he's socially awkward but you think it's you being awkward because he's so hot. Jarets are known for having brown or dirty blonde hair and a hot body. All the girls are in love with him, especially since he has a nice dick!
Girl 1: Jaret is SOOOOOO hot!
Girl 2:I KNOW RIGHT!!! That truck that hit him most have been awfully big! *looks at Jaret from his elementary years to today*
by Sass Queen 17 April 23, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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damn, He's ugly as fuck. He must be a Jaret.
by Havajdbahg December 04, 2013
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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