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Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

afterparty

Compound word - party with a few intimate associates taking place after the main party, usually in a different location but peripherally related to the main party.
'Sup, Chavez, u know where da afterparty be. Yeah, when Monique be done DJing, she have it in her loft.
afterparty by Safran May 7, 2003

afterparty

Usually a bunch of people congregating in a stranger's house after a real party or rave ends (or gets busted). Sometimes there's more music and booze, but it mostly consists of random people in corners coming down off of some good rolls, or having sexual encounters in the single dingy bathroom.
"Dude, we can't make the four hour drive back to Detriot while the road's spinning like this, we outta find an afterparty and cool down".
afterparty by Zippy Crash January 6, 2009

Hairy Aftertaste 

The pubes that stick onto your tongue after giving head.
I had a hairy aftertaste after going down on my girlfriend.

afternater 

When a person loves the books/movie “after”
“I’m a proud afternator”
“Have you heard how many afternaters there are lately?”
afternater by maybe it’s me ;) April 22, 2019

Alabama afterparty 

When you have a foursome, but 3 of the people are related.
Robert downey jr. and his 2 cousins had an alabama afterparty with his friend Paul Walker.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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