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Yeh, He's A Chavez
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a nick name meaning "most amazing person you will ever meet" NOT A CHOCK BLOCKER(megan, leah)
Hey chavez, your amazing
by Everyoneissuperjealous October 26, 2010
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The act of stealing another persons future girl friend, widely defined as "cock blocking" to the biggest extent but this person must be of Hispanic decent
"Wow that kid just pulled a chavez"
by Jacob Livers May 08, 2008
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The current president of Venezuela. A Castro wannabe who capitalizes on world hatred of the US government to look good, protect his dictatorship and expand his outdated socialist views.
Hey, Chavez, you know that socialism is a failed economic concept, right? No serious analyst would recommend it.

Chavez: Stfu, capitalist pig.
by David111 May 01, 2007
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When someone is persistently being a pain the ass.
The Venezuelans got chavezed bad by Chavez.
by SenorChavez7891 September 01, 2009
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1. A bloody dictator from the Latin American country of Venezuela. Despite his murderous, tyranical and corrupt regime, he has allowed a recall referendum, and has been elected 3 times by an overwhelming percentage of Venezuelans, who -we are told- hate him more than anyone else in the world.

2. The President of Venezuela, despised by 95% of the corporate media, business groups, and pro "free market" governments. His biggest detractors are the rich Venezuelans, the Miami mafia and the Bush administration.

3. Chaves, Brazilian name for "El Chavo del Ocho", a Mexican sitcom from the 70s and 80s.
Jorge: I hate that fucking Chavez!! We must overthrow him and restore democracy!!

Vince: But he won more than 10 fair elections, didn't he?

George: I don't give a shit!! Those ignorant poor always vote the wrong way! We must kill him!!
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a tyrannical dictator that controls venezuelas goverment by means of fear.

A Marxist anti-anerican that open spke out about america on september 20, 2006 and deserves to go to hell
chavez is a dirty american that opresses his people and inflates the global oil market
by rofflesness September 20, 2006
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