divorcee

Someone whose decided that
"until death do us part"
is not worth killing their spouse for.

I'm a divorcee because i don't believe in murder, life in prison, or the death penalty.

by Rev. Johnny Cash April 23, 2009

Divorcee

A variation of a cannonball. It is executed when you take a hit of marijuana, chug a glass of wine, and subsequently exhale.

I pulled a divorcee when I watched Sunshine of the Spotless Mind last night. I was in a weird place.

by KilgoreTrout420 October 28, 2013

white wine divorcee

a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe

Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.

by west coast alliance February 15, 2009