Hershey Squirts 

Slang for diarreah, mud butt or the green-apple splatters.

After dinner at Don Pablos, Leroy had the Hershey Squirts like a mofo.

Hershey Squirts by asian May 13, 2004

squinto

(noun) - a person who is high on marijuana, causing they're eyes to be squinted almost shut.

Adrian wrecked after driving while squinto.

squinto by Dr. Andre' April 28, 2009

Squint 

A person who only ventures outside their room for compulsory activity or food. Generally wears green clothing and doesn't lift.

Hey Parker, check out that massive squint Waldon over there

Squint by Academy Dictionary April 18, 2013

Squint your ears 

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

Squint your ears by icwish August 7, 2012

curry squirts 

Burning Diarrhea resulting from consumption of spicy Indian food such as curry, by unsuspecting white people.

Dude 1 : Hey bro that Indian food was the bomb let's do lunch.
dude 2: Naw man I still have the curry squirts from the last time I had Indian my ass is bleeding.

curry squirts by spankington October 19, 2008

squinter 

A person that looks good from a distance, but with a closer look (or via SQUINTING), is revealed to be much less attractive. Often confused with beergoggles, but is not a function of alcohol, only of unsatisfactory distance. First coined by John M. in 1998

I was at a club last night and saw this hottie across the dance floor. But when I was about 10 ft away from her, I saw she was a squinter so I bailed.

squinter by Ddorfjt January 25, 2008

the squirts

A slang term for diarrhea ~ runny poop that comes shooting out of your asshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.

I have a tummy upset, I'm suffering with the squirts real bad.

the squirts by d_girl August 10, 2006