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Lap Dumpin 

The simultaneous action of taking a dump while exploring/playing on the internet on your laptop computer
Jeff: Hey Bill, thanks for the Toilet Paper.

Bill: No problem, bud. What's with the lap top?

Jeff: Oh, I'm just Lap Dumpin. No big deal.
Lap Dumpin by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009

Backwards Lap dance 

A seductive dance done mostly by a female in which the dancer rubs her ass provocatively against the back, legs, and ass of the backward's lap dancer's customer, for erotic purposes.
Have you seent my assistant? I need her at the door checking off the guestlist.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.

What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!

Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.

lap dance 

An erotic dance that a female performs while straddling the lap of another person(typically male).
My husband enjoys watching me give his friends lap dances.
lap dance by Belinda November 5, 2004

Lap Dance 

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.
Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.
Lap Dance by Erik May 13, 2005

lap dance 

when a girl dance for a guy. guy sits on chair, and girl gyrates all over his crotch. basically dry humping/dry sex. gives both people pleasure.
i came home from work and found my girl sitting on the chair wearing just a red g-string. i came next to her and sexy up beat music came on. she told me to sit on the chair and started to give me a lap dance. her boobs were bouncing all over the place and she started to take my clothes off. she then straddled on top of me and started humping on my crotch. her breats in my face. she then pulled out the whipped cream and sprayed it all over her boobs and cleavage, she grapped the hair from the back of my head and smothered my head in the whipped cream and continued to hump my crotch when i came up from thr cream i picked her up and carried her to the bed, with the whipped cream. and the rest is too good for u!
lap dance by i<3dickss August 24, 2011

hair dresser lap dance. 

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.