dutch

a fat, big blunt

"hey man, you tryna smoke a blunt?"
"na man i wanna smoke a dutch!"

by canterberry February 15, 2009

dutch

A) A Germanic language spoken by inhabitants of the Netherlands and parts of Belgium (known there as Flemish). Derived from Germany's language Deutsch (German). Contrary to popular belief, Dutch is not a form of German, it is simply a Germanic language, in the same respects as French and Italian are both Romance languages.

B) A product or person from the Netherlands. Known in the country as 'Nederlander'.

C) A term used for Marijuana because it is commonly known that pot and other drugs are legal in the Netherlands.

A) "I will be taking a Dutch class this semester so when I visit the Netherlands, I'll be able to converse with the locals."

B) "Buy some Dutch chocolate. It's excellent!"

--or--

"I am one-half Dutch."

C) "Want to smoke some Dutch?"

by Chickee September 06, 2005

No dutch

derived from the phrase "going dutch" which means to go halfway. No Dutch means there's no halfway or in between. The emo-equivilent of NO SHIT.

-"That car was pimp!"
-"No dutch man."

by ghostchant February 11, 2005

Dutches

Beutiful Queen, Queen of all Bitchez

Brittany is the dutches of all broads

by Dutchez December 17, 2008

dutch

a dutch master cigar filled with weed.

ima go smoke a dutch when i get outta work.

by espo85 July 14, 2005

dutch

Describing events, actions or people without the use of superlatives or exaggerated adjectives.

Comes from the Dutch custom of reserving extreme adjectives for special occasions, unlike the American custom of thinking everything is the absolute best thing ever!

An example of an American sentence: That was the best blow job ever!

An example of a "dutch" sentence: That blow job was not unpleasant.

by agoldminer September 04, 2006

dutch

P.C. code to express the word douche in situations where saying the word douche is inappropriate.

Excuse me officer, by any chance are you a dutch? You really look like you would be a dutch.

by brett favor January 01, 2012